catboycrucifixion:

iamoutofideas:

void-milf:

carfuckerlynch:

evalkyrie:

evalkyrie:

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

I never said it couldn’t be

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can’t handle most girls’ loads.

girls’ loads?

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

catgifsinthesenate:

nuinsli:

nemesisvariant:

teathattast:

i-am-committing-tax-fraud:

teathattast:

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man

useramor:

i think tumblr should put hearts and stars around my mutuals when they appear in my notifs

useremo:

if i don’t babygirlify that grown man who will?

omghotmemes:

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

justtoomuch:

Gaz x Price (Modern Warfare 2019/2022)

jthm-moved:

084392:

GET CHEESED!!!!

questionable-disarray: